i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
gf: babe come over
me: i can’t my house is on fire
gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..